There has been no plausible explanation for the mysterious mass deaths of birds and fish in Arkansas, California, Louisiana, and cities all over the world.
But at least we know why a flock of birds died in Romania last week -- they were drunk. Tests on live birds showed gizzards full of grape residue which is a by-product of winemaking. The silly birds went overboard when they were wine tasting at a winery.
Experts who blamed the mass deaths of birds and fish in the United States on fireworks and sonic boons are drunk.
We`re still waiting for an explanation that makes sense...
from the SOP